monsoonmartin

PRECISELY. THEY TOTALLY GO TOGETHER

BUT THE VELVET SUIT.

Let's talk about Katy Perry's boobs

Is Miranda preggers? She's so big!

Miranda Lambert and Dierks (sp?) Bentley, to "celebrate country music at its finest." These rednecks were just in Reading not too long ago.
Oh, snap. That skirt is a little short for her. Haven't these people ever heard of de-emphasizing flaws?

This guy makes me wish the guy from "fun." was singing again.

Rhinestones.

Just because you have a scruffy beard and ripped jeans doesn't mean you can sing, Dirt...or whatever your name is!

I just want it to be over.

I have no singing ability, so I do not sing. Bentley also has no signing ability, but he sings nonetheless.

Dirt!!! Love it.

Is her microphone pink because she's a girl? I know that without that distinction I would have been pretty confused...

4 for 4 on suck. Sit down, Kidman.