Hit up my Twitter, where I will be live tweeting the whole thing.
You can also find these pithy observations and fantasticness on my Facebook page.
And so all the world can find my posts quickly, I will use the hashtag #snarknado4 on each tweet I ... tweet.
... and finally, an Elton John song about resilience after being rejected by his gay lover.
"You Can't Always Get What You Want" - Stones song about drug abuse & manipulation closes out RNC. What could be better? #makeamericasuckit
The song that plays Donald J. Trump off the stage is about a guy who picks up a girl on the street, takes her home, and has marvelous sex with her.