monsoonmartin

Here comes Jerry Springer.

People they should have gotten to roast the Hoff:
Gregalan Williams (from Baywatch and B-Nights)
Yasmine Bleeth
his ex-wife, Pamela Bach
KITT

"KITT, get me outta here." Does that mean he made the beast with two backs with Pam Anderson??

"I'm not very good lookin' but I'm rich as shit." - Jerry Springer. Is that a Jay-Z lyric?

Whitney Cummings - had to look her up on Google. No idea who she is.

Mrs. Monsoon: "Boy, this is just rude. He doesn't even know her."

"Your body is like a football field - it's 100 yards and lots of black guys have sprained their ankle on it."

"You look like Susan Boyle f***ed Snooki."

Whitney to Lisa.

Mrs. Monsoon: "She's mean. I don't like her."
Me: "Yeah."

She kinda sucked.