monsoonmartin

That was a short segment. Let's hope the third one is longer.

(That's what she said.)

Mrs. Monsoon: "How it going [with the live blogging]?"
Me: "Good, good."
Mrs. Monsoon: "Is anyone else talking?"
Me: "No."

(sad pause.)

Jeffery Ross, a comedian and staple of roasts. Nice spangled speedo. Oh, wow.

"Oh Seth, South Park called - they want their EVERYTHING back."
"The only difference between Hasselhoff and Hitler - at least Hitler knew when his career was over."

"What are the odds an alcoholic gets cast in a show about a car that drives itself?" - Ross is on a roll.

I'm enjoying every second of your commentary!! :0)

Just called Hulk Hogan "Dog the Pastrami Hunter."

Jerry Springer: "A man who bathes in the tears of poor people."

Line about the embarrassing videos Pam Anderson and The Hoff have starred in with meat stuffed in their mouths: magic.