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The Comedy Central Roast of David Hasselhoff is about to begin...

Comedy Central has had a running countdown clock onscreen all day: Roast of the Hoff starts in...

Why is Seth MacFarlane hosting this? Not sure.

1st hamburger joke - "shirtless on the floor"

"world famous singing" got a laugh. None of those laughing were Germans, or me.

Love the montage!! The acting, the singing, the "Whatchu talkin' about, Knight Rider?"

He's singing...he's singing...he's singing...he's wearing a leather sportcoat. "Hooked on a Feeling"!!!

He said, "Danke Schoen" - a nod to the German fans.

Sitting on the lifeguard chair...
"You will always be Mitch Buchannon to me" - Seth. What about Snapper? What about Michael Knight?

I wonder if he's medicated or half lit during this roast...

Lisa Lampanelli: "If they would have played your music at Auschwitz, those Jews would have sprinted for the ovens."

Mrs. Monsoon: "Oh...that was inappropriate!"

I didn't realize they roasted the other roasters, too. Isn't there enough material about the Hoff?

Lampanelli's line about Hulk Hogan's wife was awful and wonderful.

"Why did you quit America's Got Talent? That was the worst career move since Mel Gibson bought his girlfriend that tape recorder." - Lampanelli. Awesome.