JON VOIGHT

Just said he wanted to introduce me to his friend, Donald Trump.

I can't watch "Ray Donovan" again.

#makeamericasuckit

Posted on Thursday, July 21, 2016 at 09:54PM by Registered CommenterMonsoon Martin | CommentsPost a Comment | EmailEmail | PrintPrint

Tom Barrack

Two thoughts as he speaks:

1. He is boring as balls.

2. I bet everyone there wishes his last name was not so close to the current President's first name.

#makeamericasuckit

Posted on Thursday, July 21, 2016 at 09:42PM by Registered CommenterMonsoon Martin | CommentsPost a Comment | EmailEmail | PrintPrint

Peter Thiel sounds like that dude from Big Bang Theory

#makeamericasuckit

Posted on Thursday, July 21, 2016 at 09:23PM by Registered CommenterMonsoon Martin | CommentsPost a Comment | EmailEmail | PrintPrint

"We Got This" song #makeamericasuckit

The song being played by G.E. Smith and the RNC band (fronted by a big bearded guy) just contained the lyrics, "We got cable, beer, and Jesus."

Jesus.

Posted on Thursday, July 21, 2016 at 08:53PM by Registered CommenterMonsoon Martin | CommentsPost a Comment | References1 Reference | EmailEmail | PrintPrint

Trump Acceptance Speech Live Blog

My fellow humans,

I have decided I am going to live-blog the Donald Trump acceptance speech because I feel like I am witnessing history - not in a "wow, look at that" way, but in a "these are the end times" way.  This may be an exercise in masochism.

Who am I kidding?  It definitely is.

To make things orderly and make it easy to find all of my posts, I will use the hashtag #makeamericasuckit, which I think is the slogan that communicates Trump's tone every time he speaks.

Enjoy!  And of course, I welcome your comments.

Monsoon

Posted on Thursday, July 21, 2016 at 08:19PM by Registered CommenterMonsoon Martin | CommentsPost a Comment | EmailEmail | PrintPrint