My fellow humans,
I have decided I am going to live-blog the Donald Trump acceptance speech because I feel like I am witnessing history - not in a "wow, look at that" way, but in a "these are the end times" way. This may be an exercise in masochism.
Who am I kidding? It definitely is.
To make things orderly and make it easy to find all of my posts, I will use the hashtag #makeamericasuckit, which I think is the slogan that communicates Trump's tone every time he speaks.
Enjoy! And of course, I welcome your comments.
Monsoon
According to C-SPAN, the Trump acceptance speech is slated to begin about 10:15.
Right now, there's someone called Marsha Blackburn, a representative from Tennessee, speaking. "He can help our people achieve greatness. He believes in the American Dream because he has lived the American Dream."
Where the Bushes at, though?
WHERE THE BUSHES AT???
#wherethebushesat
#makeamericasuckit
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