Monsoon's Presidential Election Comment for Labor Day 2008
Monday, September 1, 2008 at 01:07PM
Monsoon Martin in Politics

It’s been a long time since I’ve weighed in on the presidential race—mainly because I have become rather bored of it all since the intense, protracted primary battle concluded with an Obama victory.

I am still a strong supporter or Barack Obama for President—and I loved the pick of Joe Biden for Vice-President, despite Biden’s ties to the Washington establishment. And I, along with more than 38 million others, watched his incisive, forthright, and sometimes inspiring acceptance speech at the Democratic National Convention on Thursday night. There is much about Obama and his campaign to admire, and during the speech I even felt something like optimism and hope thaw away the edges of my cynical heart. Before I heard a word of his “American Promise,” he had me with the U2 song “City of Blinding Lights” that accompanied his entrance—though he almost lost me when Brooks & Dunn’s “Only in America” twanged obnoxiously from the stadium’s sound system immediately following his speech. (And yet, it didn’t nearly match the race speech in either the breadth or the erudition of its message.)

But damn it all, there have been times since he wrapped up the nomination in June that I’ve been disillusioned and even sick to watch the turn his campaign has taken. It’s called the “run to the center,” and it’s nothing new: a Democratic candidate runs on a progressive platform to appeal to the party’s liberal base, then when he (or she) has the nomination wrapped up, all of those progressive ideals fall prey to equivocation, obfuscation—and sometimes just plain contradiction.

Friends, I had no illusions that Barack Obama was the uncompromisingly liberal candidate this country really needs—and indeed, he bears little resemblance to the liberal bogeyman that has been conjured from the lousiest tax-and-spend, immigrants-run-amok, gay-agenda fears of conservatives. The positions he’s taken on gay marriage (he opposes it, but supports civil unions) and capital punishment (he wants to reform it, but he supports its use in limited cases), for example, have been disappointing in their apparent desire to have it both ways: embracing all positions so as to alienate no one.

But Barack Obama talked an awful lot—and still does—about being a different kind of candidate. He wants to change the way things are done in Washington. He wants to do away with “politics as usual” and govern in a new way: with the full support and participation of ordinary citizens moved to action by his campaign. I believed him, but the “run to the center” got so out of hand at a few points this summer than I almost took down my Obama yard sign:

There are four main schools of thought when it comes to Barack Obama, I’ve come to realize:

I fall in the third group, with some admitted sympathies toward the fourth. Let’s see how this works out.

A final few comments, if you’ll indulge me, about John McCain and his just-announced Vice-Presidential candidate, Sarah “Barracuda” Palin, Governor of Alaska.

First, I want to direct you to an interesting article from AlterNet that reviews Michael Moore’s new book (Mike’s Election Guide) and takes note of his provocative discussion of John McCain’s “war hero” status.

Second, regarding his Vice-Presidential pick: I’ve never seen a more cravenly desperate, insulting, ill-advised, and cynical appointment in my life. John McCain met Sarah Palin exactly once at a meeting before he rang her up last week and asked her to join his fledgling ticket.

The Religious Right is over the moon about this pick, so it stands to reason that I’d be disgruntled. Let me outline a few reasons I find Sarah Palin objectionable:

An odd realization struck me as I began researching Sarah Palin after the announcement was made: I hated her before I even knew she existed.

I mean, she’s the embodiment of every single thing I reject, and she’s wrapped up in a seemingly unthreatening package. (If I hear one more pundit describe her as “hot” or “cute” I am going to seriously lose it.)

And finally, speaking of colossally insulting, McCain’s choice is so nakedly designed to woo disaffected Hillary Clinton supporters that it should be seen not as a final “shattering” of the glass ceiling, as Palin said in her introductory speech, but as one of the true mileposts in 21st-century sexism. (I can’t imagine Hillary supporters suddenly deciding to vote for Sarah Palin just because she’s the first woman to receive a Republican Vice-Presidential nomination. The only things Hillary Clinton and Sarah Palin have in common are two X chromosomes.)

The good aspect of all this for us Obama supporters is that her inexperience and notorious bluntness is bound to lead to gaffes, and her utter lack of foreign policy chops means Biden is going to chew her up in the Vice-Presidential debate. I think ultimately the choice, though bold, will backfire wildly on McCain and Barack Obama will comfortably be elected the 44th President of the United States.

I’ll leave you with two outstanding columns about Palin from the Sunday papers:

Maureen Dowd’s column from the August 31st New York Times.

Chris Satullo’s column from the August 31st Philadelphia Inquirer.

As always, I welcome your comments and criticisms. I’m up for a lively political debate on here, if anyone’s game.

Monsoon

Update on Tuesday, September 2, 2008 at 12:04AM by Registered CommenterMonsoon Martin

Breaking news from the McCain-Palin campaign that Sarah Palin’s 17-year-old daughter Bristol is five months pregnant sent me into paroxysms of glee—for how often do irony and hypocrisy coalesce into such a thick and satisfying stew? There’s nothing like seeing a paster who’s fought against gay rights and preached about the sin of homosexuality getting busted for trolling the men’s room for anonymous sex (Ted Haggard); the family-values politician who reportedly cheats on his wife repeatedly and actually presents his wife with divorce papers while she’s hospitalized, recovering from surgery (Newt Gingrich). I could go on.

The announcement also sent me to the internet to seek out reactions and opinions as to how this might affect the election, and I stumbled upon some of the most fevered conspiracy theory chatter since the work of the “9/11 was an inside job” crew.

My friends, if the swirling online rumors are to be believed—and that’s a big if—this pregnancy is actually Bristol’s second one. According to wanton online speculation, at age 16 she became pregnant and explained her 4- to 5-month absence from school as an extended bout of mononucleosis. To save the family embarrassment, the theories offer, Sarah Palin pretended to be pregnant—announcing her “pregnancy” only at seven months and seldom “showing” at all, or wearing maternity padding to fool onlookers—and when Bristol delivered Trig in April of this year, the child was claimed to be the offspring of Sarah Palin and her husband.

There’s another, seedier level of internet gossip hell (it’s not pretty, folks) where it is being alleged that not only is Bristol Trig’s mother rather than his sister, but that Trig’s father is actually Sarah’s husband Todd. The result of this Springeresque state of affairs would be, quite incestuously, that Bristol is both Trig’s mother and his half-sister.

To support these conspiracy theories, photos of both Sarah and her daughter Bristol are being scrutinized for “baby bumps” and photoshopping, and DNA tests are being suggested, but no real evidence has yet emerged to support these wild and whirling words.

And so as a result, I will—for the time being—assume that everything is as has been reported in the topsy-turvy McCain-Palin: Trip, son of Sarah and her husband Todd, was born on April 18, 2008; Bristol is now five months into her first-ever pregnancy, and the father of this child is her boyfriend, whom she intends to marry.

Really, that’s juicy enough. Consider:

  1. It exposes the fact that John McCain, despite his staff’s protests to the contrary, did not adequately “vet” his Vice-Presidential choice, and given that Palin’s pregnancy and state-trooper scandals are already distracting the public’s attention from the GOP’s convention, he’s lost the gamble. Reportedly, McCain knew about Bristol’s pregnancy when he selected Palin—which means that he’s either lying (in which case he’s dishonest and sloppy) or he’s telling the truth (in which case he’s clueless). Neither scenario is looking particularly rosy for the GOP at the moment.
  2. It underscores the ineffectuality of Sarah Palin’s own steely moral convictions, which guide her leadership: she is a strong advocate of abstinence-only education in public schools, and yet her own daughter’s condition as an unwed, teenage mother-to-be stands as a counterpoint to this approach. Abstinence-only education gives teenagers “The only truly safe sex is no sex” without then following it up with “…but if you do engage in sex, be aware of contraception, etc.” There’s no direct indication that Bristol Palin received abstinence-only sex education in her schooling, but the irony is irresistible.  Actually, according to a Chicago Tribune article, "The high school that Bristol Palin attended for part of last year, Wasilla High School, teaches abstinence in health class, its principal said."  Nice!
  3. It calls into question the impetus behind Bristol’s decision to carry the child to full term, given her mother’s right-wing Feminists for Life stance that abortion must not even be an option in cases of incest or rape. Again, there’s no direct evidence of this, but the possibility exists that when Bristol brought this news to her parents, Sarah brought pressure to bear on her daughter to keep the child because of her own political stakes.
  4. Bristol Palin is, according to her family’s September 1st statement, five months pregnant, meaning that she conceived sometime around the beginning of April. Sarah Palin delivered Trip, Bristol’s brother, on April 18th, which means that for a few weeks, Sarah Palin and her daughter Bristol were both pregnant. Jeez. Now we’re getting into some “Maury”-type shit here.
  5. If the McCain-Palin ticket wins the election, moving in to Number One Observatory Circle (the Vice-President’s residence) will be Sarah and her husband Todd; children Bristol, Willow, and Piper; and two infants, nine-month-old Trig and Bristol’s newborn. And maybe even Bristol’s boyfriend. Quite a clan. (For those curious, Track, who has enlisted in the Army, is scheduled to be deployed to Iraq sometime this month.)

Some evangelicals have come out in support of Sarah Palin and her family as this scandal emerges, but it’s not difficult to imagine that her inexperience, her scandals, and—let’s face it—her gender will discourage some Republicans and conservatives in general from voting for a McCain-Palin ticket.

Barack Obama, for his part, went classy all the way, reacting the only way he really could to this news: “People’s families are off-limits and people’s children are especially off-limits. This shouldn’t be part of our politics. It has no relevance to Gov. Palin’s performance as a governor or potential performance as a vice president. So I would strongly urge people to back off these kinds of stories.”

Stay tuned…

Monsoon

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